Best & Worst Movies of 2005
The Best
|
Holly's Picks |
Jesse's Picks |
| 10. Wallace & Gromit
- The Curse of the Were Rabbit |
10. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory |
| 9. A History of Violence | 9. Crash |
| 8. Proof | 8. Mr. & Mrs. Smith |
| 7. Grizzly Man | 7. War of the Worlds |
| 6. The Matador | 6. Chronicles of Narnia |
| 5. Star Wars 3 - Revenge of the Sith |
5. RENT |
| 4. The 40 Year Old Virgin | 4. Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire |
| 3. Mr. & Mrs. Smith | 3. Star Wars 3- Revenge of the Sith |
| 2. Brokeback Mountain | 2. Brokeback Mountain |
| (The Best): Walk the Line | (The Best): Cinderella Man |
Honorable Mention
|
Holly's Picks |
Jesse's Picks |
| The Devil's Rejects | The Corpse Bride |
| Wedding Crashers | March of the Penguins |
| Crash | Walk the Line |
| Good Night, and Good Luck | Amityville Horror |
| Charlie & The Chocolate Factory | Fantastic Four |
| Jarhead | Constantine |
| In Good Company |
The Worst
|
Holly's Picks |
Jesse's Picks |
| War of the Worlds | Elektra |
| The Exorcism of Emily Rose | The Ring 2 |
| Bewitched | White Noise |
| Elektra | Bewitched |
| White Noise | |
| Aeon Flux | |
| Elizabethtown |
*Note: I'm sure there were worse movies, but some look so bad not even *I* can justify seeing them!
Kermie Awards
| Best Quote to Make fun of: | "I Wish I Knew How to Quit You" - Brokeback Mountain |
| Most Whored-Out Actress: | Dakota Fanning |
| Best Actor Award: | Tom Cruise for acting like he's really in love w/Katie Holmes & not gay! |
| Most Annoying Theme Song: | Those same 10 notes played over and over again throughout Brokeback Mountain. |
| Most Satisfying Death in a Movie: | Paris Hilton in House of Wax - we can still dream can't we? |
| Best On-Screen Chemistry cuz they were really planning to screw over Jennifer Aniston the Whole time: | Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Homewrecker |
| Please stop Turning Video Games into Movies award: | Doom |
| Worst Explanation for Turning to the Dark Side: | Hayden Christensen in Star Wars & Heath Ledger/Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain |
| Thank God they weren't in any movies this year: | Jude Law & Helen Hunt |
And finally...just an observation. Most of the award-nominated actors this year had one fairly good movie, and one REALLY bad movie:
|
Actor/Actress |
Nominated/Praised for... |
The Academy/Guild/Association
Obviously forgave... |
|
Heath Ledger |
Brokeback Mountain |
The Brothers Grimm |
|
Bob Hoskins |
Mrs. Henderson Presents
|
Son of the Mask |
|
Scarlett Johansson |
Match Point |
The Island |
|
Will Ferrell |
The Producers |
Bewitched |
|
Charlize Theron |
North Country |
Aeon Flux |
|
Reese Witherspoon |
Walk the Line |
Just Like Heaven |
|
Naomi Watts |
King Kong |
The Ring 2 |